I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Cobra Commander for President '04

Sure, we already know who won the election in 2004, and regardless of who you voted for, you didn't get a chance to vote for a hideous villain who "once was a man." In other words, the American populace is disappointed with the results. Here's the campaign video you didn't see, where Cobra Commander promises to cut the $87,000,000 that has gone to the funding of unsuccessful counter-terrorist organization G.I. Joe. Most of us were forced to vote for the lesser of two evils between George W. Bush and John Kerry. Had we seen this campaign video perhaps we could have voted for the greater of three evils, Cobra Commander.

Check out Cobra Commander '04 here.

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