I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Friday, March 26, 2010

Double-Decker Just-Jelly Sandwich

Using the intermediary bread technology of the McDonald's Big Mac, I've discovered a means of making an ordinary sandwich taste like cake. Give this a shot some time. You'll never need to eat a Fruit Newton again.