While sorting through our slowly growing record collection, Amy and I were broken-hearted to find that two of our records had been warped, my 7" single of the Prince song "Alphabet St.," and Amy's David Bowie LP, sides C and D of David Live. With little money, time and effort, Amy converted "Alphabet St." into a wall clock, and I'm about to tell you how.
Step 1: Acquire a Cheap Wall Clock
Just about any cheap clock will do. We bought this particular model at Target for $3.99. We're basically looking to rip this apart and cannibalize the hands and the motor.
Step 2: Acquire a Record
This is the difficult part. The record has to be something you want on your wall, a Prince record, for example, in my case. But the record also has to be something that you're willing to part with from your collection, that you will never listen to again because of the modifications. For me, this was easy: "Alphabet St." was already partially warped and completely unplayable. For you, it might not be so simple. Check out local garage sales and $1 record bins. Give a proper funeral for the selected record.
Step 3: Scavenge Parts from Cheap Wall Clock
Using a pocket knife, screwdriver, or any other convenient tool, jimmy the casing off of the wall clock that you have purchased.
Remove the hands and the motor from the clock. Gently pull the hands off of the clock face. Once you have done this, the motor will be disengaged from the back.
Step 4: Cook Your Record
As I mentioned before, my Prince record was already partially warped, so in order to make it aesthetically pleasing as a clock it was necessary to fully warp the record. If the record that you choose is still in fair condition and this is not the aesthetic you're aiming for, feel free to skip this step.
Preheat the stove to 300 degrees. Place a layer of aluminum foil on a pan and place the record on top. Place the record-on-a-pan into the stove and cook for somewhere near two minutes. Check on the record every few seconds. You should see the record warping. If you keep the record in the oven for too long it will begin to melt, adhering to whatever you have placed it on (hence the layer of aluminum foil). After two minutes, peel the record off with a spatula. The record should be fairly pliable and warm by now. If it has not taken the desired shape just yet, feel free to manipulate it with your hands until it looks the way you would like. Let the record set for a couple minutes. It shouldn't take long, maybe three to five minutes from the moment it is removed from the oven.
Step 5: Adhere Clock Parts to Record
Remember how you removed the hands and motor from the scrapper clock that you bought for this project? Well, simply do the exact opposite, placing the hands on the side of the record that you wish to be seen and the motor on the opposite side. The motor can be affixed to the back of the record best with rubber cement or epoxy. We didn't have any of that, so Amy attached it using a glue stick and a bunch of scotch tape.
Step 6: Affix Record Wall Clock to Wall / Bask in its Glory
If your motor isn't covered in scotch tape (Amy...) then you should be able to set the time using the dial on the back of the clock. If, like me, you are prohibited from using the dial, simply spin the hands of the clock until the right time is shown. As for the wall mount, I strung together a couple twist-ties and wrapped them around the base of the motor and it has served us well. I even slammed my hands really hard into the wall that the clock is mounted on and turned the fan on, the two things that dismount most of my wall-mounted art and paraphernalia, and it is still holding. With a little ingenuity and some cheap supplies perhaps you can find a better mounting method. The point is that you've now got your awesome record wall clock on your wall and the only thing to do now is to sit directly across from it and watch your life tick away.
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