I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Monday, October 10, 2011

Borderlands: Claptrap's New Robot Revolution DLC

I only have three more achievements until I have completed all of the achievements in Borderlands. All three achievements take place in Claptrap's New Robot Revolution, and all three require that I slaughter masses upon masses of rebellious robots, pick through the junk pile of their clanky corpses, and find the following items: oil cans, bobbleheads, panties, bags of fish, and slices of pizza. What will I do when I have completed these comical challenges? Well, hopefully Borderlands 2 will be out by then.


  1. We shall return to our battles of collecting soon enough. For now, I need to remain in partial coding hell. Viva La Robolution!!!

  2. In Greek myth, heroes have returned from Hell. Odysseus, for one. Hercules, I believe. And that one dude: was it Theseus?

  3. Cratos has done it a few times, even if he brought on himself. It's always a good time though, so he doesn't mind.