I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Describing Television Shows I Enjoy As If I Do Not Enjoy Them 2

1. 30 Rock


Neither Saturday night nor live. Discuss.

2. Beavis and Butt-Head


Motivating good Christian children to become demon-worshiping arsonists since 1993.

3. LOST


You've seen Gilligan's Island, right? Throw in some nonsensical monsters and you get the gist.

4. The Ren & Stimpy Show


Quite possibly the reason people of our generation have deemed defecating on another person's chest an acceptable sexual act.

5. Saved by the Bell


The only difference between the teens deified in Saved by the Bell and the ones who made high school a living hell for you for four years is that Zack Morris breaks the fourth wall.

No comments:

Post a Comment