As some of you may know, I turned 27 on December 25th of 2009. On that day I was faced with one of the most difficult realizations of my life.
You see, all of the greatest rock stars died when they turned 27. Here are just a few:
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Jim Morrison
Kurt Cobain
I'm sure you can understand the dilemma I was thrust into. It was the lose-lose situation, the kobayashi maru.
Let me make my problem explicit. Either I die this very year before my 28th birthday or I am not one of the greatest rock stars in history.
Neither of these alternatives are acceptable for me. It seems I'm going to have to get my Kirk on.
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