I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 3 (CS: Source Edition)

1. Deagle - (noun) IMI Desert Eagle; semi-automatic pistol designed by Magnum Research, manufactured in Israel by IMI

"I don't care how loud you scream when you're shooting at people, Justin. The Deagle's just more useful than the Dualies."

2. Dualies - (noun) .40 Dual Elites; a pair of Beretta 96 semi-automatic pistols, .40 S&W, manufactured in Italy

"I just downed a terrorist and picked up his Dualies. WOOT."

3. Auto-Shotty - (noun) Auto Shotgun; M4 Super 90; Italian semi-automatic 12-gauge shotgun manufactured by Benelli

"That noob's running through the halls with the Auto Shotty again."

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