I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Showing posts with label video game lingo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video game lingo. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 12

1. Tea bagging (verb) - also known as corpse humping, face humping, or head humping; to crouch up and down repeatedly over a slain player of NPC in order to humiliate or entertain players.


"He won't be of any use to you. He's too busy tea bagging the innkeeper."

2. Bunny hopping (verb) - the basic movement when a player jumps repeatedly rather than running, sometimes resulting in an increase in speed.


"If he'd just stop bunny hopping, I'd be able to frag him."

3. Griefing (verb) - the act of deliberately irritating or harassing other players, often done in groups.


"I don't really want to play any more. The server just has too many people griefing other people."

Monday, October 10, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 11

1. Rare Drop (noun) - an item that has a low probability of appearing.


"I can't believe you keep getting rare drop pearlescent weapons every time you beat Krawmerax. I've killed him thirty times and never seen anything above an orange."

2. Exploit (noun) - a bug or design flaw in a video game that allows a player to gain an unintended advantage.


"I got most of my best weapons from the armory exploit."


3. Item Dupe (noun) - a bug or design flaw in a video game that allows a player to create duplicates of items or currency.


"He figured out an item dupe, so now he never has to worry about money anymore."

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 10

1. Platforming (verb) - jumping from suspended platforms and/or over obstacles.


"I can handle the enemies, but these platforming sections are killing me, literally."

2. Boss (noun) - a computer-controlled opponent who is usually far stronger than any opponents faced previously which generally occurs at the climax of section of a video game.


"That boss battle was a breeze. Wait a minute. It's back form the dead and changing into a secondary form. Are you kidding me?"

3. Mini-boss (noun) - A.K.A., middle boss, sub-boss, midboss; a smaller boss, usually less powerful than the main boss for that particular section of the game, sometimes simply a more powerful version of regular opponents.


"If the mini-boss was that hard, I'm not looking forward to the boss."

Monday, September 26, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 9

1. Nerf (verb) - to change a video game that reduces the desirability or effectiveness of a particular video game feature.


"In the new patch, Blizzard nerfed the Rogue class."

2. Ding (noun) - a word used to describe the gaining of a level in a RPG game.


"Ding. Now I can upgrade my skills."

3. Toon (noun) - another name for a character in a RPG game.


"The server went down and I lost all my tunes."

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 8

1. Splash Damage (noun) - also known as radius damage; damage taken by players or objects in the area surrounding a point of weapon impact, most commonly by explosive or magic damage.



"If you blow up the barrel you can take out all three with the splash damage."


2. Strafing (verb) - to move a character from side to side while facing an opponent in order to dodge incoming fire and return fire effectively.



"Don't just stand still and take aim. Try strafing."


3. Knockback (noun) - also known as punting; an effect whereby an enemy is lifted off the ground and/or pushed away a certain distance



"I'm dying over here. Get this mob off of me with your knockback ability."

Thursday, May 26, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 7

1. D.P.S. (noun) - an acronym that stands for Damage Per Second. "It refers simply to the amount of damage a player or group of players can inflict on the enemy in one second. It's not usually an exact figure unless it is used to rate something like a weapon or spell. Melee and caster classes typically do high DPS, while healer classes most often do much less." (About.com)


2. Tank (noun) - "A player-character, typically in a MMORPG, that is able to occupy an agressor and take the brunt of the aggressor's attacks while the other players deal damage, heal, or perform some other action. The "tank" can survive longer while taking damage than the other characters. Typically, the tank has higher hitpoints (health) and a higher armor rating than the other characters. Less commonly, a character with a lower armor rating can perform the actions of the tank by using avoidance abilities. Ultimately, the tank needs to be able to occupy the agressor without dying. The method employed, whether avoidance or absorption, does not matter, as long as the tank can mitigate damage in some way." (Urban Dictionary)


3. Caster (noun) - a character who, to put is simply, "casts" spells. Casters tend to use magical abilities rather than physical abilities and often do so from a distance.


(Immediately after publishing each episode of "A Guide to Video Game Lingo," I usually encounter someone who wants me to tackle a word or words that he/she is familiar with in the video gaming world. I want to take a moment to say that I wish all of you would think of words and phrases that are specific to the world of video gaming, be it PC, console or otherwise, and feel free to list them. I keep a master list and I hope to get to every single term in the near future.)

Saturday, April 2, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 6

1. Farming (verb) - the act of collecting items or currency in order to power up your character.


"I'm farming gold so I can get something good at the auction house."

2. Agro/Aggro (verb) - to draw the attention of one or more hostile NPCs and in the process to get attacked by said NPCs.


"That idiot just ran ahead and agroed the whole room."

3. Chain Agro/Aggro (verb) - to cause a chain reaction in which one agroed hostile NPC triggers another nearby hostile NPC and so on.


"Watch the chain aggro. It'll get you every time."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 5

1. pwnStar (noun) - someone who dominates a particular video game to the point of celebrity status, whose friends no longer like playing with.


"Let's leave this server. That dude's a pwnStar."

2. Camping (verb) - "The Act of staying in one spot in a map in a first person shooter video game to gain a tactical advantage over an enemy or group of enemies. The person committing the act of camping is the 'camper' and the spot on the map it is happening in is 'camped.'" (Urban Dictionary)


"That n00b's camping long hallway."

3. Patching (verb) - the process of updating a video game by inserting code into it.


"We can't do multi-player until Stephan's done patching."

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 4

1. Shmup (noun) - short for shoot 'em up, which, in turn, is short for shoot them up; a video game in which a sole character shoots large numbers of enemy attackers while dodging their attacks, sometimes in a spaceship or aircraft of sorts.


"I'd play a shmup, but I have trouble telling the difference between my bullets and the bad guys' bullets."

2. Noob tube (noun) - term for a variety of rocket launchers, grenade launchers and occasionally automatic shotguns that require very little skill to use and offer their users considerable advantage over their foes.


"That dick is using the noob tube again. Ugh!"

3. Pwn (verb) - to own or dominate ones opponents; derived from a misspelling of the word "own" with a "p."


"Look who just pwned your #@^!"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 3 (CS: Source Edition)

1. Deagle - (noun) IMI Desert Eagle; semi-automatic pistol designed by Magnum Research, manufactured in Israel by IMI


"I don't care how loud you scream when you're shooting at people, Justin. The Deagle's just more useful than the Dualies."

2. Dualies - (noun) .40 Dual Elites; a pair of Beretta 96 semi-automatic pistols, .40 S&W, manufactured in Italy


"I just downed a terrorist and picked up his Dualies. WOOT."

3. Auto-Shotty - (noun) Auto Shotgun; M4 Super 90; Italian semi-automatic 12-gauge shotgun manufactured by Benelli


"That noob's running through the halls with the Auto Shotty again."

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 2

1. Leeroy Jenkins - (noun) a situation where a character charges into a pre-planned situation haphazardly and causes great disaster; named after a popular internet video where a World of Warcraft guild plans a complicated battle strategy while Leeroy Jenkins is away from his computer; upon returning to his computer, Leeroy Jenkins charges into battle shouting his own name and getting his entire guild killed.


"LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!"

2. Noob - (noun) a newcomer or novice; someone without any experience; derived from the word Newbie; sometime spelled n00b.


"Watch out! There's a n00b camping in the stairwell."

3. Face Pull - (verb) to unintentionally initiate combat, most commonly by a character who is unable to serve as a tank; similar to a body pull.


"That n00b face pulled the boss."

Thursday, October 14, 2010

A Guide to Video Game Lingo

1. Molly - (noun) Molotov Cocktail; an improvised incendiary device created by filling a glass bottle with a flammable substance, capped with an alcohol soaked cloth wick; capable of doing fire damage to multiple targets when wick is lit and bottle is smashed on or near targets.


"Tank! Hit it with a molly!"

2. 'Nade - (noun) Grenade; an anti-personnel weapon that explodes a short time after release; capable of doing explosive to one or more targets depending on proximity to explosion.


"'Nade out!"

3. Spam - (verb) Originally a reference to mass, unfiltered e-mails, spamming now also refers to indiscriminate use of multiple projectile devices such as grenades, smoke grenades, flash bangs, pipe bombs or Molotov cocktails.


"That noob just keeps spamming 'nades."