Duty Calls (Call of Duty Parody)

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 4

1. Shmup (noun) - short for shoot 'em up, which, in turn, is short for shoot them up; a video game in which a sole character shoots large numbers of enemy attackers while dodging their attacks, sometimes in a spaceship or aircraft of sorts.

"I'd play a shmup, but I have trouble telling the difference between my bullets and the bad guys' bullets."

2. Noob tube (noun) - term for a variety of rocket launchers, grenade launchers and occasionally automatic shotguns that require very little skill to use and offer their users considerable advantage over their foes.

"That dick is using the noob tube again. Ugh!"

3. Pwn (verb) - to own or dominate ones opponents; derived from a misspelling of the word "own" with a "p."

"Look who just pwned your #@^!"

A Guide to Video Game Lingo 2

1. Leeroy Jenkins - (noun) a situation where a character charges into a pre-planned situation haphazardly and causes great disaster; named after a popular internet video where a World of Warcraft guild plans a complicated battle strategy while Leeroy Jenkins is away from his computer; upon returning to his computer, Leeroy Jenkins charges into battle shouting his own name and getting his entire guild killed.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!"

2. Noob - (noun) a newcomer or novice; someone without any experience; derived from the word Newbie; sometime spelled n00b.

"Watch out! There's a n00b camping in the stairwell."

3. Face Pull - (verb) to unintentionally initiate combat, most commonly by a character who is unable to serve as a tank; similar to a body pull.

"That n00b face pulled the boss."