Describing Television Shows I Enjoy As If I Do Not Enjoy Them 2

1. 30 Rock

Neither Saturday night nor live. Discuss.

2. Beavis and Butt-Head

Motivating good Christian children to become demon-worshiping arsonists since 1993.

3. LOST

You've seen Gilligan's Island, right? Throw in some nonsensical monsters and you get the gist.

4. The Ren & Stimpy Show

Quite possibly the reason people of our generation have deemed defecating on another person's chest an acceptable sexual act.

5. Saved by the Bell

The only difference between the teens deified in Saved by the Bell and the ones who made high school a living hell for you for four years is that Zack Morris breaks the fourth wall.