Describing Television Shows I Enjoy As If I Do Not Enjoy Them

1. Avatar: The Last Airbender

A complicated rip-off of Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

2. Big Bang Theory

Nerds... (Spoken with obvious exasperation.)

3. Dawson's Creek

That melodramatic show with the kid from The Mighty Ducks.

4. Fringe

That other melodramatic show with the kid from The Mighty Ducks.

5. How I Met Your Mother

An 'awesome' show about 'awesome' people sitting in a bar talking about how 'awesome' they are. (Spoken with a dry and unenthusiastic sarcasm.)