ATHF Ignignokt Green Knit Cap

I'd wear this thing. Check out the description from the [adult swim] shop:

Tired of the endless need to express your derision to everyone who looks at your face? Relax, Ignignokt has got you covered. When you put on the Ignignokt cap, you're not only keeping your head warm, you're letting those around you know that you find them contemptible, even by moon standards. And you're doing it with a fashionable air of dismissive superiority. And isn't that what you want most from your hat?

Interested? Buy it here.