Remember a couple weeks ago when you got up in the middle of the night for no reason? No impending urge to use the toilet. No dry mouth. No strange sounds or lights. So, why did you wake up?
We here at Get Stop Ticket offer two possible reasons:
1. You simply completed a full sleep cycle and awoke prior to entering another sleep cycle. We ran this explanation by the Creation Science Academy, however, and they claimed it was impossible: too simple and rational. No room for God's secret magicks.
2. You experienced a ripple in space-time caused by the release of the decade-spawning new hit Get Stop Ticket tune "Horrorshow."
DOWNLOAD GET STOP TICKET'S "HORRORSHOW" HERE.
And stay alert for future Get Stop Ticket updates in the form of bed-wetting night terrors.
Still available for free download is our album DEAR BRIAN,
Download the debut album HERE.
We played a gig called "Nutwoodstock," so named because our campus was on a street called "Nutwood." Another band that played there was called Adam-Nation. Also spelled a-Damnation.
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