I think about a world to come where the books were found by the golden ones, written in pain, written in awe by a puzzled man who questioned, "What are we here for?" All the strangers came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.

-David Bowie "Oh! You Pretty Things"

Monday, August 30, 2010

Celebrity Audobon: Marshall Allman

A guide to shape-shifting celebrities and the bird forms they are known to transform into.


Marshall Allman transformed into a hawk on a 2010 episode of the television program True Blood titled "It Hurts Me Too."

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Celebrity Audobon: Madonna

A guide to shape-shifting celebrities and the bird forms they are known to transform into.


Madonna transformed into crows in the music video for the 1998 song "Frozen" from the album Ray of Light.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Adam Scott


Actor Adam Scott. You may recognize him as the awkward hugging brother Derek in the film Step Brothers or perhaps as Henry Pollard on the recently canceled (BOO!!!!) television program Party Down. This dude is a really good actor, and really fun too, and I can't wait to see him in Piranha 3D (now in theaters).

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Celebrity Audobon: Christopher Ralph

A guide to shape-shifting celebrities and the bird forms they are known to transform into.


Christopher Ralph transformed into a mallard duck, a hawk and a seagull in episodes of the television program Animorphs from 1998 to 1999.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Celebrity Audobon: Chuck Norris

A guide to shape-shifting celebrities and the bird forms they are known to transform into.


Chuck Norris transformed into a bald eagle in the 1996 film Forest Warrior.

Commander Chris Article


This is my buddy Mark who wrote the book Commander Chris and the Mystical Orb. Read the article on-line here.

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